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We Just Do Coke Together/How to Craft a Perfect Cocktail

This how to craft a perfect cocktail

All hail

The queen

first, put it in your mouth
but don’t not choke
just because you can.
guys like when girls throw it

against the wall

last night
i’m sorry i saw
you with her
i thought you would go hard
just for me

that’s my problem i’m sorry
and love is for the weak
the last shall fall for you
and cinderella is just a
FREAK

let’s admit it
we just do coke together
like a head spin
we spoke forever
bobbing our heads
on spokes
whatever
we just do coke together

once it’s in your mouth
swallow don’t spit
the reason is this–
guys like a girl who can
shoot whiskey
better than they can.

and blowjob shots are nice–
sometimes.

let’s admit it
we just do coke together
like a head spin
we spoke forever
bobbing our heads
on spokes
whatever
we just do coke together

we go hard
when we see
we see hard
we have never been hard
except for you

that’s tongue and cheek
and love is for the meek
the last shall be first
and the first shall be
FREAKS

i love you
i love you
i love you

but you don’t
we just do coke together
no not ever

(its okay baby
i love you still)

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