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The Love Equation

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THE FIVE RULES OF LOVE

Time

Spending all their spare & open time with you, or around you.

The most important rule of love, is that they want to be in the same room with you or anywhere near you, if they can’t have you otherwise. So you will always see them around.

01

Attention

Staring & asking questions & planting feet towards you.

If they spend time with you, but do not also show body language to you it is not real love, but obsession or something less. Look at how they give you attention over everyone else.

02

Flirtation

Hair twirling, ear touching & giggling.

If they cannot make it near you to flirt with you, then they do not love you.  Don’t fall victim to the idea that they might be too nervous to talk to you, flirtation is how we adjust our conversation to our anxiety, when we love someone (or are insecure in ourselves).

03

Fixation

Restriction with neck grabbing (their own), legs straightening, friend-zoning, anxiety & annihilation.

If you have seen all the above in the one you love, but they are not restricting themselves in someway from acting out, or completely invading your space passionately and embarrassingly, they do not love you. When you love someone, you do not touch them a little–it is either you touch nothing or you touch everything.

04

Twitterpation

Lit up & visibly shaking, cheeks blushing, body pulsing.

Even when you are old & grey, twitterpation never goes away.  Sometimes it’s deep and painful irritation, when they don’t show they love you in the same way.

05

Equation

5=Love
4=Obsessed
3=Ehhhh Shhh Ahemm
2=No
1=

If you see all of these in the person you love, then you can be sure they love you back, if not, the equation rests.

Original Equation by Heard, Miller & Begue.