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An Analysis: Why Sebastian Stan and Annabelle Bananabelle Broke Up

Annabelle Bananabelle gets into Lily James’s space and it’s hard to look at, even for Seb. AB has her hand clutched tightly in his to say “Lily James this is my man, I can touch you and him cuz I am important here and you are not, neither is my man, Seb is just a prop.”

Lily James hates it here, so do Annabelle Bananabelle and Seb.

Lily James is so cute laughing at a joke. Seb can’t keep his eyes off her (cuz she looks like me) and Annabelle Bananabelle is insecure asf.

With the amount of personal Lily space that Annabelle Bananabelle is taking up, you would think she’s plastered drunk, but her wine is still full. It’s obvious to the naked eye that Lily, with her legs crossed the other way, is done with Annabelle Bananabelle in her energy. Seb is compensating for it, by leaning backwards for the first time.

Annabelle Bananabelle is suddenly guarding her space because Lily James got powerful. Seb still can’t keep his eyes off her. Look at the way AB seems to be taken aback because Lily is motioning her arms too her. AB seems to be a dish it but can’t take it bitch.

LOOK! Annabelle Bananabelle is blaming Seb for Lily crying. You can’t confuse us, AB, cuz we NOTICED the fallout between the mean girl and the 3rd wheel before this went down. Seb’s feet look to be backing up, in a way that tells you that Annabelle Bananabelle treats him like this a lot.

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