- Last beverage: Wine
- Last phone call: I don’t actually pick up my phone, so idk
- Last song you listened to: the entire love, actually soundtrack, i’m obsessed with it.
- Zodiac sign: libra, but that’s evil to know that.
- Height: 5’5 and 3 quarters
- What are your three favorite colors: purple, black and pink. but like i also love blue i think.
- Piercings: 4 in the ears, 1 in the belly. lol
- Tattoos: i can’t get tattoos, because i am a bentley.
- First school: what.
- Believe in luck? no, i believe that luck died the day i was born. that’s nihilistic, but also true. and has been proven.
- Believe in love at first sight: yeah, i’m in love with leonardo dicaprio, and i knew that the first time that i saw him.
- Believe in Heaven: sure, if it’s a place on earth and not in the sky, cuz i’m not fucking retarded.
- Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? obviously.
- Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? sure, this is a stupid question, cuz i can’t imagine anyone saying no.
- Did you ever fail a driver’s test? okay if i’m 60 you can word this like this. but since i’m not, you have to word it differently. i’m not answering.
- What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of? i’d potatoes. or spaghetti. orrrrr chipotle.
- Last thing you spent money on? actually it was chipotle.
- Do you like the snow? gross.
- Do you like the outside? hate it.
- What makes you happy? dirt. idk.
- Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? that’s my life man.
- Ever been outside your home country? it depends on what you mean by that.
- Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? who hasn’t.
- Are you afraid of the dark? yes. who’s not afraid of the dark. i’d like to meet that person and ask them why they are full of lies.
- Do you believe in true love? yes, again leonardo dicaprio and me are in love.
- Do you wear make-up? yes, because without it i look like a hog.
- How many windows are open on your computer? a lot actually.
- Who last texted you? my brother, he sucks. don’t ask.
- Who did you last text? my brother?
- What are you craving right now? vodka.
- Would you live with someone without marrying them? oh gross, no never. i lived with my parents and siblings without marrying them, and i’ve regretted it ever since.
- What’s irritating you right now? the lack of vodka. probably.
- Do you want any pets: eewwwwww, pets are gross, and no one should have them. except this one time i had a siberian hamster that was so effing cute. and it DIED. so idk.
- Do you want to change your name: yes to morbid rancor. a couple words i just learned.
- Lost glasses/contacts: i don’t have to wear that shit, because my eyesight is, and i quote “too perfect”
- Been arrested: all the time and twice on sunday.
- Milk chocolate or white chocolate? white chocolate macadamia nut cookies from subway are the shit.
- Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirling is for dancing, cutting is also for dancing if it includes rugs.
- Do you type fast? yes, this quiz actually cost the quiz time, cuz i typed so fast.
- Do you sing in the shower? i moan in the shower.
- Have you dated someone twice: i’ve never dated anyone actually, see question 26, not 25, cuz that might confuse you.
- Moved out of town: who hasn’t.
- Where is your favorite place on earth? probably my high school, loved it there, hope to go back in the future. never wanted to leave. it was so fun, and i belong there now.
- What’s your favorite thing about yourself? that i’m attractive and a genius.
- Something you hate to do? quizzes like this one. totally hate it.
- What would be the best gift ever? a dog named after yourself. like if i gave my best friend a dog that she had to take care of named alyssa. that would be hilarious.
- Do you wish on shooting stars? everyone does it, they just are afraid to admit it.
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