I’m sorry but I can channel it
Saw your face on someone else
Reminded me of liquor
Top shelf
Found you on the radio
Because you faced the day
Yourself
Found you on the TV
Beause you raced the day
To Hell.
And Christian died
For Paul
To Shroyer over your shoulder
Mad about you
But never prison the planet
And we planned it
Since ‘nam since before you were born
But you were born
Just scorned
Fixed you up
Brought you here.
Why is your name not Paul?!
“It just isn’t anymore
People change names.”
:::He said apraxxively:::
No they don’t
Not like this.
Same face
Different name.
Same face.
Different wholeass backstory.
The rhyming helps me channel
Change the channel
The “news” is on.
Don’t want to hear about the Middle East.
The Middle East doesn’t even EXIST.
Thanks to the Soros boys
Killing the sheep fuckers
For everyone
You’re welcome.
But here we are
Team America WORLD POLICE.
Building up castles
That others can crumble.
911 was an inside job.
I planned it when I was in 8th grade
With Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hiddleston and
Carolyn Bessette Kennedy.
And you.
You were there.
And you were totally there too.
It was so much fun.
No one died.
Deepfaked.
Haha Chicago wins again.
And I am porn deepfaked.
And I am song deepfaked.
And I am Christina Ricci deepfaked.
I swear to God I’m not insane.
Maybe.
So please be Paul again,
Bristley so that I can
Behave briskley in your honor.
I hope you like Gund.
Because I named a dog after you.
Not after you, now.
But like back then.
Owen is not a stuffed animal dog that I own.
It was Bristley.
So Christian can die
It wasn’t a lie
Just laid to rest
So you can be the best
Version of your own
Star Wars name.
I missed you then
I miss you now.
I hope you know
That you’re always there
When we do this.
That’s why…
You do this now.
Sandy Hook was a soundstage.
Named For Clay.
Armie ran into the woods
With GUNS. (Not gunds)
(Just in case)(you thought it was gunds)
Chace is deepfaked.
My best friend off the chat ran after him and tackled him.
And that’s why all the kids
Survived. “”
Alex actually planned it.
That’s why he’s so obsessed with it.
I know where the bodies are buried.
Off the planetarium in Chicago.
Where the sand meets the sea.
20 clicks east.
40 clicks south.
800 meters all the way down.
Laurie buried herself there
When we deepfaked her death
So she could do Thorne.
To protect me in deep state.
So we could laugh at the elite
Whistleblowers who are frightened now.
OMG how do we kill her?
Just come here and take me.
I love you Owen Paul Christian.
Me and my old life have to break up
So that I can know you again.
