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Poetry

finneas

finneas and ferb
finish your blurb
why you foolish to me
why you don’t love me

would you love me if i was an earthworm?
would you love me if my mom would turn
in her grave
thinking about you and me
and your mom and me
hating me.
dreading me.
every single day.

she said “would you love me if i was an earthworm
would you love me if i was a child scorned
would you love me this
would you love me that
would you love me if i was born fat?”

your mom sucks at being me.

i’m sorry i asked you a lot of questions
i can’t believe our limited comprehension
but i wanted to know if you would love me

IF I WAS A FUCKING EARTHWORM.

so now here we are
i hate your mom
i hate your stupid fucking bullshit bitch ass mom
but i love you
you’re my best friend
until the very end
but your mom has to go
i got no time for her
or for my mom
or for their mom.
the D’Amelio’s.

extra apostophes.
since she made her kids
fuck in front of them.

but i digress.
i sure am hoping you find a way to off
all of me.
i just love you FINNEAS.
i hope you remember me.
your best friend.
best of love,
the flerb.

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