How to know if you're dealing with a "Hot Guy" or a "Hot Girl" regardless of gender

Hot Guy

You’re not scared of him
He always disappoints you, and shocks you with how much he doesn’t care that he disappointed you
He says the wrong thing all the time
He is always late, even when he’s on time, don’t ask–it’s just easier to yell at him
You have to consistently ask him if he’s learned from the error of his ways
He lives life like it’s a hot chick, and he can just have another one if it gets old
He never tells you that he doesn’t love you–he just expects you to get it, and when you don’t he’s mad at you
You can UHaul into his life pretty easily because he has no boundaries
He desires to take care of you
He lives life like he’s uglier than he is, but he thinks he’s hotter than everyone
He shows up to every party a little bit incorrectly and no one cares
He doesn’t get angry very easily, but never forgives anybody
You can’t trust him to say what he’s actually thinking, you have to read his mind
Everyone asks you how you deal with him, because they just couldn’t
He avoids every type of confrontation and he does remember exactly what he did

You’re scared of her
She never disappoints you, she only shocks you with her insecurity that she might have disappointed you
She refuses to say the wrong thing, she would prefer to walk away and say nothing at all
She is always on time, because she makes her own time
You have to consistently ask her if she’s okay because you know she’s not ever
She lives life like it’s a hot a guy, and she refuses to let go of him and let someone else take credit for all she did to him
She never tells you what you did wrong–but keeps you close to her and when you walk away in shame, she gets mad at you
She has her shit together but prefers your shit
She desires to be taken care of
She lives life like she’s hotter than everyone, but treats herself like she’s uglier than she is
She is better dressed than everyone, always, but doesn’t act like she tries too hard
She gets angry very easily, but forgives too quickly
You have to read the words coming out of her mouth as fact, because she has thought them through even if they’re lies
Everyone tells you how lucky you are to have her
She runs head first into every type of confrontation, but never remembers what she did to deserve this