Mars in the Signs
Aries: I always fight the loudest and strongest, so don’t try me. Hulk Smash.
Taurus: You can’t make me fight, move, or care, if I don’t wanna. That pisses you off more, doesn’t it? Ha. Fuck off.
Gemini: I’m talking the most, so I must be making sense–-If you don’t understand, then the jokes on you, because I already won in my mind. Over it!
Cancer: ::I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, stop pushing:: Fine then! Screw you, this is what I think about all of the things all of the time!
Leo: It is laughable that you think you could win anything. What? Are we fighting? I stopped caring ages ago.
Virgo: I will make you hate yourself with my ambitiously direct remarks about your looks and mental capabilities. Whether you win or lose, you will certainly cry in your mirror tonight.
Libra: Well, honestly, I don’t want to fight about it, until I know all the sides. Loyalty is relative, bitch.
Scorpio: Don’t push me. Seriously. For your own good. Don’t. Push. Me.
Sagittarius: I’m going to kind of listen to you yell at me, and then take it out on my cat. I mean, I never really heard anything anyway, I was singing Katy Perry in my head this whole time.
Capricorn: Now, let’s discuss this. You were awful, I could have been better, if we can’t fix this, then I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t raise your voice, honey. Are you a caveman?
Aquarius: Obviously, you are trying to engage me in intellectual warfare, and I’m not sure it means what you think it means.
Pisces: * What? Are you listening? I think you’re glazing over. I’ve been trying to make this point for an hour! Are you sleeping? WTF!? Ahhhh!
Planetary Aspects to your Mars:
Any Planet Square Mars: Tension creating energy between one planet and your own anger. Basically, it amps up your Mars energy, usually creating an angrier person.
Any Planet Trine Mars: Harmonious energy that aids in one planet helping you express your anger, without you even realizing.
Any Planet Sextile Mars: If a Trine happens without you realizing it, a Sextile gives you the ability to use the same harmony of a certain planet, how and whenever you see fit. Sometimes a Sextile can be more beneficial, because you can turn it off or on, based on how much energy you want to create.
Any Planet Opposition Mars: One planet is working on the opposite side of your anger. You tend to swing between full blown rage and repressed anger. Learning balance between the one planet and your anger, is key here. Also good relationships with others should be able to help you.
Any Planet Conjunct Mars: The energy of another planet perfectly blended with your ability to express rage. This can help you or hinder you, based on which planet is there. But basically, you don’t have a Mars sign anymore, you have a “Marnus”or “Marturn” or “Marto”. You get it.
Anyway, I would encourage you to get your birth chart, and work out your own anger issues.
