Favorite restaurant or bar in Chicago?
The Violet Hour
Favorite Pandora station to listen to in the office?
WELL pandora is over i think? So i listen to spotify and my own playlist. i don’t know if you have heard, but i won spotify last year. this year, my number one was logan paul, don’t hate me. Also I LOVE KATY AND TAYLOR AND LANA (and kings of leon and muse and interpol). And what about Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle? or Amy Lee and Evanescence. britney? christina? avril and kesha? FUCK. all of it.
Cubs or Sox?
CUBS.
What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?
fucking alexander skarsgard. with the o thing over the gard.
Favorite place to vacation?
anywhere but here.
Favorite adult beverage?
VODKA.
Go to Karaoke song?
either celine dion and babs “tell him” with my sister jane or “let’s give them something to talk about” cuz it’s in my register.
Starbucks order?
orange mocha frappuccino. jkjk. it’s actually an iced venti caramel macchiato with an extra shot. or what you would say is an “iced quadruple venti caramel macchiato.”
What keeps you sane?
music. cuz it makes the people come together. yeah.
Any hidden talents?
yeah i can stuff my whole fist in my mouth–oh wait everyone already knows that cuz i’m a slut.
Early bird or night owl?
night owl as fuck.
Favorite quote?
“hansel, so hot right now, hansel.”
Why did you choose your profession?
cuz i’m a loser who couldn’t become a lawyer.
Favorite treatment thing about your job?
all the fine treatment from my enemies lol
