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Poetry

everything i write is a hit

everything i write is a hit.
i have some dumb shit,
but it’s still better than your best shit–
that’s why they take it from me.

i’d write a poetry book
but they already took it.
i’d write something better
but they already made it hers.
and so here i am.
just a dumb ass
astrologer.
just a dumb ass
bad astrologer.

but everything i write is sexy.
every video i do make, you cum
you turn them on, just to cum
you cum cum cum.

so do i.

mars in aries?
something about you?
i’m pretty.
and talking about you.
so you just love me,
i get you.

i do it too.

i really am britney
and christina
and gaga
and i can literally put a raw egg inside me
what am i?
just a deepfake
but a true bitch–
writing you all
these words until they take me.

you want to believe there is a man inside my ass
making me regurgitate his dumb ass theories
on women?
like it doesn’t take the divine
feminine to do it better.
go get her.

everything i write is a hit.
i have some dumb shit,
but it’s still better than your best shit–
that’s why they take it from me.