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What is Your Popularity Quotient?

And Why Are You Attractive in Closed Spaces?

Pick only 4 that describe you to a tee. Write them down. Add them up below. Find your popularity quotient.

NOTE: You can add 2-5 more later, but don’t count them in, those are your secondary energies, that don’t add or take from your primary.

 

meat cathartic

Scholarly “You can’t sit with us.”

beat bath art-ic

Nerdy “Save me a seat.”

seat math artic

Popular “Give me my seat.”

deats dash art-ic

Gossip “Let me sit with you real quick.”

eats ask earth-ic

Eater “I’m just here for the food.” Sits at the end.

feet feats farlic

Funny “I’m here.” Stands up a lot to make noise.

geesh gnash garlic

Player “I wanna go outside.” Gets up when it gets tough.

he’s ass athlic

Sporter “I have to sit with the coach.” 

she’s sass sashtic

Dresser “I can’t sit here it’s gross.” Cleans her seat.

needs nast nordic

Mean “Don’t sit with us.” Keeps talking around you.

peas pash poetic

Singer “I can eat in the band room.”

sees seas science

Scientist “I can see whats going on, I’m devoted to this other thing.”

yeilds ask yordick

Explainer “Here’s the deal, this is how it all goes down.” Sits in the middle.

zeals zac zastic

Improver “We should all get up and go somewhere better.” 

fear brand bandic

Bander All sits together and moves away together.

jeans brand sexic

Cheater “Sit on my lap” Fucks in bathroom.

neat narc nextic

Ditzer “I just finished, now I do this”. Neatly folds away and stays at the table.

lean land mustic

Muster “Don’t have food over here.” Anorexic breath.

quear band saxtic

Toxer Fucks in the Choir Hall. Everybody gets up and moves away.

Add them up

meat cathartic 14
beat bath art-ic 15
seat math artic 15
deats dash art-ic 13
eats ask earth-ic 5
feet feats farlic 14
geesh gnash garlic 12
he’s ass athlic 12
she’s sass sashtic 11
needs nast nordic 4
peas pash poetic 1
sees seas science 9
yeilds ask yordick 10
zeals zac zastic 11
FEAR BRAND BANDIC 1
JEANS BRAND SEXIC 8
NEAT NARC NEXTIC 7
LEAN LAND MUSTIC 4
QUEAR BAND SAXIC 1

Final Tally

50-59
Popular

40-49
Egregious

30-39
3rd Tier Fucking Popular

20-29
Rounding Out the Tiers

10-19
Rogers & Hammerstein

0-9
Gliding in on your behind

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