“Silent & deadly, rolling up our shirts and pants.”
Assassin
Bassoon
The Assassin
One who kills, or attempts to kill, by surprise or secret assault; one who treacherously murders any one unprepared for defense. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Mary Kate Olsen – Assassin
What is the use of a body, or clothes, if you can’t holster your guns on them?
“Pockets, Tops, Layers, No Labels.”
- Hand on head, to avoid zits on face
- Tops for showing off the décolletage, and for not having others checking out what’s on the bottom
- Photo-ready
- Crossbody bag, or hard bag
- Long coats for Matrix-Style Assassinations
- Partially tucked in shirts, only in the front (back free for guns)
- Straight skirts, or Dungarees for minimal thick bottom support
- Hips-holstered, thick for protection
- Ankles & Calves are free, but supported in tights or boots, for holstered guns
- Sweats and Sleeves rolled up, to show you where there are no knives
- Boots in brown & black are interchangeable, tall mostly, for hidden knives & because they do not make pants fall out of them
- Sexy short boots to show off calves, based on calves (and shins)
- Thick bottom, tight top (no thick woven tops near neck)
- Shorts under skirts, or pockets under skirts or even extra inside jeans pockets
- Pockets, pockets, pockets
- No label style
- Layers, layers, layers
- “I ran in my Uggs, it was just a good 3 miler.”
You’re silent, but deadly. You’re a fart, a good fart–one that you don’t hear or see coming. You’re like the point when you drive fast, or when you stall, you’re the scary part of the film, the best part–climatically, you make people climax. All you need to think about is–where do I keep my guns & store my makeup?
The High-Strung Assassin
One who kills easily, and is compelled to hit-back hard & fast, when unwound from the nature of their body chemistry. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Drew Starkey
Assassin - High Strung & Cold
Kate Middleton
Assassin - High Strung & Warm
Tom Hiddleston
Assassin - High Strung & Warm
(with a copper [preemptive] watch)
The Hot or Cold, High-Strung Assassin
One who kills in cold-blood, void of love or One who kills in warm-blood, with true intent, independent of love. Both roll up their sleeves, and are easily unwound, to hit back, hard & fast. This is Your Energy By Design®.
High-Strung & Cold
You are COLD, if you look great in Silver, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in gray–gray & silver are 2 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a bitchy, cold-blooded, void of love, serial killer, with no need to eat cereal until after the crime has been committed.
Since you are also high-strung–you grit your teeth & need your clothes to be tight, thick & unpiled/un-layered. You are uptight & unwilling to negotiate, with what you believe to be terrorists. Don’t try Romantic, or Soft Natural styles, they will look bad on you.
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High-Strung & Warm
You are WARM, if you look great in Gold, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in yellow or brown–yellow, brown & gold are 3 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a hot-blooded, cold killer–independent of the love you have for the target–with a need to eat a good meal, before any crime has been committed.
Since you are also high-strung–you grit your teeth & need your clothes to be tight, thick & unpiled/un-layered. You are uptight & unwilling to negotiate, with what you believe to be terrorists. Don’t try Romantic, or Soft Natural styles, they will look bad on you.
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The Easy-Going Assassin
One who kills softly, yet painfully, but is still hard to leave, due to the generous-feeling nature of their body chemistry. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Mary Kate Olsen
Assassin - Easy Going & Warm
Meghan Markle
Assassin - Easy Going & Cold
Zac Efron
Assassin - Easy Going & Warm
The Hot or Cold, Easy-Going Assassin
One who kills in cold-blood, void of love or One who kills in warm-blood, with true intent, independent of love. Both roll up their sleeves, and are hard to leave, due to the generous-feeling nature of their body chemistry. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Easy-Going & Cold
You are COLD, if you look great in Silver, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in gray–gray & silver are 2 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a bitchy, cold-blooded, void of love, serial killer, with no need to eat cereal until after the crime has been committed.
Since you are also easy-going–you soften your stance & need your clothes to be loose, thin & layered. You are energetically soft & way too willing to negotiate with what you know to be terrorists, or what could be–your future best friend. Don’t try Dramatic Classic, or Gamine styles, they will look bad on you.
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Easy-Going & Warm
You are WARM, if you look great in Gold, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in yellow or brown–yellow, brown & gold are 3 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a hot-blooded, cold killer–independent of the love you have for the target–with a need to eat a good meal, before any crime has been committed.
Since you are also easy-going–you soften your stance & need your clothes to be loose, thin & layered. You are energetically soft & way too willing to negotiate with what you know to be terrorists, or what could be–your future best friend. Don’t try Dramatic Classic, or Gamine styles, they will look bad on you.
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Click Picture, for Energy by Design® Information
Bag for Guns & Knives
Vests are for Fear, No Vests are Chests
Pockets Galore
Hard Boots for Kicking
Obvious Injury, for I Just Punched a Guy
Phone On Call, In Hand, Always, for Calling the Mob
Flares for Protecting Knives
Pockets, Pockets, Pockets
Sunglasses for Guarding Eyes
Mock-Neck for Being Phlegmatic
Thick Jeans for Holstering Hips, and Hiding the Guns
Sleeves Rolled up, Rolling up
No Tucks Given
Cap for Blinding, But Backwards for No Situation Scheduling
Thick Corduroy for Holstering Hips & Thighs & Guns
Just a couple of assassins...
The Bassoon
A loud, wood-wind instrument of the double reed kind, furnished with holes, which are stopped by the fingers & by keys, i.e. flutes. It forms the natural bass to the oboe, clarinet & beyond. This is Your Energy By Design®.
“Loud & Confusing. Rolling up, in our shirts and pants.”
Ashley Olsen – Bassoon
What is the use of a body, or clothes, if you can’t be comfortable going out & fitting in with the Joneses?
“Bottoms, Clutch, No Layers, Labels.”
- Hand on face to avoid confrontation (not afraid of zits)
- Bottoms for showing off the legs, and for not having others checking out what’s on the top
- Shoes, Shoes, Shoes
- Running-ready Athleisure
- Handbags, or a clutch, to clutch fearfully
- Sweatshirts & bulky turtlenecks, weighing down the top-part
- Crop shirts, and high waisted pants
- Hips naked
- Ankles all covered, for hard to access gun points, as in no needs
- Pleated skirts/Tapered pants, to suggest my hips are talking & they do not lie
- Tight bottom, thick top
- No shorts underneath that would bulk hips unfairly
- No pocket style, “no reason for pockets, unless the pope called I guess…” (A.O)
- Walking, Talking Billboards
- Labels, labels, labels
- Naked, naked, naked
- “I carried my gun in my Victoria’s Secret bra, it was just a good conversation with my mom, she didn’t know.”
You’re loud, and potent. You’re a fart, a loud fart–one that you hear coming, before it shows up–but you’re not about to waste the noise and pretend you aren’t something. You come decked out with deco and culture all across your chest.
The High-Strung Bassoon
One who never kills, and is compelled to run away, when taken from the innately cool nature of their body chemistry. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Ashley Olsen
Bassoon - High Strung & Cold
(Wearing Dramatic Classic)
Katy Perry
Bassoon - High Strung & Cold
(Wearing Gamine)
Kourtney Kardashian
Bassoon - High Strung & Warm
(Wearing Gamine)
High-Strung & Cold
You are COLD, if you look great in Silver, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in gray–gray & silver are 2 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a bitchy, cold-blooded, void of love, serial killer, with no need to eat cereal until after the crime has been committed.
Since you are also high-strung–you grit your teeth & need your clothes to be tight, thick & unpiled/un-layered. You are uptight & unwilling to negotiate, with what you believe to be terrorists. Don’t try Romantic, or Soft Natural styles, they will look bad on you.
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High-Strung & Warm
You are WARM, if you look great in Gold, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in yellow or brown–yellow, brown & gold are 3 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a hot-blooded, cold killer–independent of the love you have for the target–with a need to eat a good meal, before any crime has been committed.
Since you are also high-strung–you grit your teeth & need your clothes to be tight, thick & unpiled/un-layered. You are uptight & unwilling to negotiate, with what you believe to be terrorists. Don’t try Romantic, or Soft Natural styles, they will look bad on you.
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The Easy-Going Bassoon
One who kills softly, yet painfully, but is still hard to leave, due to the generous-feeling nature of their body chemistry. This is Your Energy By Design®.
Princess Diana (of Wales)
Bassoon - Easy Going & Cold
Prince Harry (Duke of Sussex)
Bassoon - Easy Going & Warm
Note: Harry's sleeves are not rolled up, they are precisely turned into short sleeves.
Chris Paul
Bassoon - Easy Going & Warm
Easy-Going & Cold
You are COLD, if you look great in Silver, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in gray–gray & silver are 2 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a bitchy, cold-blooded, void of love, serial killer, with no need to eat cereal until after the crime has been committed.
Since you are also easy-going–you soften your stance & need your clothes to be loose, thin & layered. You are energetically soft & way too willing to negotiate with what you know to be terrorists, or what could be–your future best friend. Don’t try Dramatic Classic, or Gamine styles, they will look bad on you.
01
Easy-Going & Warm
You are WARM, if you look great in Gold, regardless of your skin-tone (or your ability to look good in yellow or brown–yellow, brown & gold are 3 different colors, according to our personality by design®). This means that you are a hot-blooded, cold killer–independent of the love you have for the target–with a need to eat a good meal, before any crime has been committed.
Since you are also easy-going–you soften your stance & need your clothes to be loose, thin & layered. You are energetically soft & way too willing to negotiate with what you know to be terrorists, or what could be–your future best friend. Don’t try Dramatic Classic, or Gamine styles, they will look bad on you.
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Baggy Jeans for hard to move around in, if assaulted
High choking necklaces, for high-strung
Soft bag for holding, with easy fallout, meaning in your way & 100% useless, in case of attack
Stark white tennis shoes for attention to oneself & running away from harm
Stark white tennis shoes for attention to oneself & running away from harm
Invisible pockets and tight around the hips, for immovable mobility
Wild attention grabbing picture on chest–like a walking target
Sunglasses for guarding sun, exclusively, not for guarding eyes from reading
Gold chains on a cold person, is perfection
Tiny top for no body concealment
High choking choker, for high strung
No padding on hips, for exposure, if guns were there–which they’re not
Silver for cold
A ton of bracelets for no plan on sneaking out of handcuffs later. (Arresting one’s self)
Cargo shorts, for lower pockets, to keep hips unholstered
Lifted chest, for stuffing guns in, or for extra-attention on area–for moving target purposes
Major “moving target” symbol on chest
Chokers for high-strung
Watch & braceleted up, for no plan of getting arrested–to sneak out of handcuffs. (Arresting one’s self)
No where for guns, or hip protection
Hair guarding neck, instead of no choker necklaces, because of high-strung