all beautiful and smart women are waitresses.
your wives can’t even try to hold plates with us.
that is our mantra, that’s why they’re our traitors.
couldn’t even fuck our waiters.
but they fuck YOU.
don’t ask a waitress for head,
or put her to bed,
and never call her again–
after you asked her
to fuck you in
the best FUCKING restaurants in
FUCKING CHICAGO.
we win.
