How to Simulate Yourself Famous.

 

1 Gimmick

in the end will you survive?

What type of HOT are you?

Also, your Regular Verb and Noun describe what Mode of Human you are: Lover, Noticer, Haver, Holder, Grabber, Loser, Fucker, Harnesser, Wrangler, Wearer.

1. FBI: Black, Rainbow Coalition, Sexy, Sunglasses, Hat, Know-It-All, Chick-Baiting, Hot Guy/Girl with a Past, and a Gun on Their Chest. BIRD LOVER.
2. CIA: White, Clean, Spook, Pencil-Pushing, Intelligence-Seeking, Smart Guy/Girl with a Wife, and a Gun in Their Vest. CAT NOTICER.
3. ILLUMINATI: Purple, Deepfaked, Intelligence-Giving, Box-Putting, Hot Chick/Dude, with a Gun for Looking Cool. DOG HAVER.
4. DEEPSTATE: Grey, Presidential, Powerful, Republican, Cigar-Smoking Bachelor with a Penchant for Hookers, and Gun to be handed to their handler. HAMSTER HOLDER.
5. VATICAN: Brown, Cloaked, Scary, Dark, Palpatine, War-Mongering Liberal, with a Girl/Boyfriend who plays Magic, and a Gun in their Cabinet. RAT GRABBER.
6. DRUGS: Orange, Dark Housed, Marijuana Smoking Conservative, with an Illegal Gun by the Door. LIZARD LOSER.
7. MEGACHURCH: Navy Blue, Salt Scrubber, Masturbater Enthusiast, Nepobrat Traveler, with a Registered Gun. FISH FUCKER.
8. ELITE: White, Barn Grazer, Asker Outer, Bucket Holder, Kite Flyer, Tall Boot Wearer, with a Penchant for a Nine in the back of Your Jeans. HORSE HARNESSER.
9. MAGIC: Green, Tiny House Liver Inner, Unicorn Owner, Dr. Do Little Today, Giant Swan Giver as Gifts, Magical Creature (Eugene the Jeep from Popeye) Wrangler, and a Fancy White Gun to Proudly Show You. JEEP WRANGLER.
10. WOODS: Sky Blue, Middle of Nowhere, Log Cabin Enthusiast, Camper Pretender, Glamper Inventor, Need for Batteries, and a Rifle-Oriented Shooting Desire. BEAR WEARER.

 

2 Types of Power

in the end will you land a famous man?

What half of a Power couple are you? SPYDAS must SPYDA, STOVES must STOVE, CICADA’S must CICADA, and COVE’s must COVE.

Are you a Stove or a Cove?

• Stove: Visualize a person that is impossible to land, unless you are held in the same Midas hand
  • Fear-based
  • Send Sweet & Trepidatious Love
  • Accepted Agent
  • Model & Rich to Get
  • Opposite Sex Follows & Pets
  • HINT to LAND: must be ADORABLE to fellow man, and SWEET when you can–this is how you make it as a band.
• Cove: Visualize a person that is impossible to get, unless you were children & already met
  • Love-based
  • Send to only my Sweetheart
  • Same League
  • True Home to Land
  • Same Sex Respects
  • HINT to LAND: must be a BITCH to your fellow man, and NAIVE about it, when you can–this is how you make it as a band.

Are you a SPYDA or a CICADA?

• SPYDA
  •  Sex
    • (fixing things slutty)
  • Power
    • (over People (watching))
  • Youth
    • (party like a kid)
  • Death
    • (think about death)
  • Afterlife
    • (religion and sacrifice and goth)
• CICADA
  • Cute/Coy/Cue
    • (liar faker)
  • Incorrect
    • (oh, I’m sorry I didn’t know that)
  • Cowering
    • (runs away)
  • Admiring
    • (just because it’s cute)
  • Dainty
    • (weak and loves it)
  • Atlantic
    • (false heaven)

(this is from the 9 Stories)

3 Interests & 4 Niches

in the end are you worth the hassle?

Are you (click HERE for more info):

1. Male-Gazing: Noticing the Part of the Sum
   They are the bees knees, and they know it. They don’t strike last, they strike first, and they show it. If you want him (sometimes her), you must answer the call.
2. Female-Gazing: Noticing the Sum of the Parts
   They are the elbows, and they show it. They don’t strike first, they strike back, and you know it. If you want her (sometimes him), you must send out the call.
3. Trash: Not Noticing Anything.

For What Niche?

1. Hollywood: Films, Celebrities & Fun (You need a Vice)
2. Music: Bands, Hot Parties & Fun (You need Friends)
3. Sports: Athletes, Networks & Fun (You need Time Alone)
4. Politics: Presidents, Governments & Fun (You need an Attention Span)

10 Traits/4 Gates

in the end how annoying are you?

TRAITS: You have to be annoying somehow, (PICK ONE) and you won’t kill your audience.

1. Did I? I Did. 
2. Fuck Off/Cuff Me
3. Shoot me? I shot first.
4.  Confess. Confess Not
5. Bless me. Thank you:)
6. Bless you. You’re welcome;)
7. Right? No.
8. Soft right/Hard left.
9. Invisible–Still in Your Way
10. Not Eligible, Lives Anyway

GATES: You have to be something to someone, to let them in so what will it be? (PICK ONE)

1. I Want. 
2. I Need.
3. I Love.
4. I’ll Take.

 

5 Pretty Faces

in the end what are you?

BREAD: when they look at you, what do they think? (PICK ONE)

1. Smart
2. Brave
3. Perfect
4. Model
5. Businessman

BUTTER: what is laying all over you? (PICK ONE)

1. Dessert
2. Dinner
3. Snack
4. Lunch
5. Breakfast

Ex:
Logan: I’m a Brave Snack.
Me & Amanda Cerny: Like Tuna in a can, at your desk, when you got a minute?

 

God Speed.