Did you know that you can tell how a date will go, or has gone? Go to astro.com and put in the exact time, place and date of your date, and get the event chart for the occasion. This is mundane astrology, so you will read the planets differently then you would a natal chart. These are what the planets represent, so pay attention to them and note the condition they’re in.

Mars: The Man (or Masculine)

He is the one who is going after you. So you want Mars to not be anywhere near Neptune (rapey), and is exalted in earth and two water signs: Cancer and Scorpio. Mars in Sagittarius, or anywhere near Jupiter can suggest he’ll bail. So you can use that as a jumping off point.

Venus: The Woman (or Feminine)

She is the one who is receiving attention and desire. So you want the Venus to be in good condition for more dates, marriage, sex, etc. If the Venus is too good, it can be nerve-wrecking for the Mars. Like if you are too pretty, he may not be able to have normal conversation. So go from there.

Sun: Reason & Energy

The house placement of the Sun is the outward reason for the date, the sign of the Sun is the energy of the date. It’s why Valentine’s Day is in the sign of Pisces, the highest octave of love.

Moon: Opinions

The house placement of the Moon is the underlying reason for the date, or what people are thinking is the reason you are together. The sign of the Moon is everyone’s opinion of you (waitstaff, other people dining out, etc).

AC & AC Lord:

What people see when they look at you two together. The facade of the couple, so to speak.

DC & DC Lord:

What the date is accidentally trying to hide, but failing at. It could be love, desire, hatred depending on the sign and condition of the lord of the 7H.

MC & MC Lord:

Where the date takes place. What is purposely projected by the couple on the date. The airs you put on.

IC & IC Lord:

What is consciously protected. It could be love, desire, hatred depending on the sign and condition of the lord of the 4H.

Ketu:

How the date occurred in the first place. The South Node (Ketu) is how everything begins.

Rahu:

The destiny of the date. In the end what took place, and what ends up happening is with the North Node (Rahu)

Mercury:

The music and how well you communicate & mingle. Pretty self-explanatory.

Jupiter:

Will this end up in marriage or is it a total fail?

Uranus:

The upset–what didn’t/doesn’t go right. Uranus should be in a nice position, not conjunct the Sun or Moon, nodes, or any inner planet.

Pluto:

Is it a shitshow? Pluto doesn’t want to be in hard aspect to the nodes. But it can be near Saturn and Neptune, because it amps up the sex appeal.

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