Aries:

Is always thinking of the next thing they’re gonna say, instead of listening to you.

Taurus:

Seems to silently disagree with everything you say, but smiles anyway.

Gemini:

Asks you for your opinion and then says, “No, that’s not it.”

Cancer:

Talks slow all the time, bringing all conversation to their level of frequency and speed.

Leo:

Consistently rebuffs any extra special attention on them with a witty quip or pun.

Virgo:

Definitely has a word of the day calendar that they utilize frequently.

Libra:

Makes excessive eye contact, and smiles a lot.

Scorpio:

Keeps telling you everything they KNOW that you’re going to say next.

Sagittarius:

Is always looking for someone across the room to talk to, instead of you.

Capricorn:

Talks through their teeth as not to show you that they’re enjoying their time.

Aquarius:

Humbly admits that they are never gossipy, mean, selfish or evil ever, all the time in conversation.

Pisces:

Agrees with everything you say no matter how ridiculous or stupid, until they don’t.