Emotional Garbage – Eros/Chaos

How to Know that Eros Loves You

* He throws stuff at you
* He pleases your folks
* He laughs at your jokes too much and too hard
* He sighs and gazes at you
* He sighs when you do
* His eyes twinkle in the same way yours do and he parallel plays
* He collects your things from your house and brings them home
* He says that you’re beautiful in a gay way
* He doesn’t care what they say about you together

How to Know that Kaos Loves You

* People link up your names together off the chat
* People gossip and stare at you together
* She bakes you your favorite pie
* She asks you to do cute permanent things to other things
* She gives you advice for free
* She praises your charm and looks all the time
* She likes looking and dressing for you
* She does things she hates, because you ask her to do it
* She grabs your arm
* She takes your hand
* She does weird things with only you
* She stays up all night with you

Mental Garbage – Venus/Mars

How to Know that Mars Loves You – In Addition to Emotional Garbage

*He loudly or dominantly showcases that you’re his
*He makes fun of how you asked him out
*He lives in the moment with you, and doesn’t plan the future or future fake

How to Know that Venus Loves You – In Addition to Emotional Garbage

*She speaks loudly about liking touching you
*She lets you hold her hand or touch her

Human Garbage – Uranus/Gaia

They are all or nothing. Not in between, or now and then, but all 100% with each other. It’s everyday bro.

How to Know that Uranus Loves You – In Addition to Emotional Garbage

*He won’t let you flirt with other guys
*He won’t let you take help from another guy
*He already sowed last wild oats
*He cuts out all of his shenanigans
*He saves his money
*He doesn’t gamble or drink
*He gives up lots of other things that a gentleman won’t mention
*He won’t change you
*He loves that you don’t dress up that often

How to Know that Gaia Loves You – In Addition to Emotional Garbage

*She hides from other guys
*She is a one woman man, and that man is you
*She takes care of your home
*She gives you everything she has, and then some
*She asks you for a place to sleep