I didn’t know shopping was an option
Not when I met you
Riding high
On a ski slope
Next to the hottest guy
Thought he loved me
But I was brutally destroyed
For a stuffed hamster looking thing
Not my words, I swear
Not that you care
But you weren’t even there
So I digress
This girl had on this fake fox fur
The bitch said it was the age of her
I was minding my own, see
Shen she said get a load of me
Laughing the whole time, casting her vote
This girl has a breakup note.
That means she lost everything
The collective brain is boring me
2 plus 2 equals 5
Oh my Jesus Christ, Oh my.
The faux fox fake fur
Jokes on her
In the age of me
I’ll be swallowed by the sea
I am a future star, carrying my weight
But I’m thinner than you are
So it’s not that hard
The teachings of the nicolations
Of the revelation
Left a few scars
But I was saved in the end of this
By a man with a polyester vest
Mark my words, I dare you to
Now that you know it’s true
I’ll keep doing what I do
You can watch me, while I undress
This girl had on this fake fox fur
The bitch said it was the age of her
I was minding my own, see
When she said get a load of me
Laughing the whole time, casting her vote
This girl has a breakup note.
That means she lost everything
The collective brain is boring me
2 plus 2 equals 5
Oh my Jesus Christ, Oh my.
The faux fox fake fur
Jokes on her
In the age of me
I’ll be swallowed by the sea
Mark my words, I dare you to
Now that you know it’s true
I’ll keep doing what I do
You can watch me, while I undress
What about the faux fox fake fur?
Don’t worry about it, it was nothing.
(2018 Dixie and Alyssa)
