Alpha + Omega brained people. Also known as the real Type A & Type B.
Alpha Brain
UNDERSTANDING (type A)
- Has zero (0) concept of patience or impatience
- Always the lover, never the loved
- Only loves childhood love
- Insecure in abilities
- Multitasker
- The “All”
- All on winning, not on achieving
- Apathetic
- Risk is everything.
- Left Brained/Alpha Intellect
- Shallow & Vain physically
- Thieves
- Has gloss over eyes
- Never reads, only dissects
- Learns all they will ever be able to know, before the age of 9, only understands afterwards.
- Never forgets.
- “If You Ain’t First, You’re Last.” – Talladega Nights
Omega Brain
LEARNING (type B)
- Patience is a virtue
- Always the beloved, never the lover
- Practical about love
- Confident in abilites
- Single-focus tasker
- The “One”
- All on achieving, not on winning
- Copacetic
- Risk is literally nothing.
- Right Brained/Omega Artist
- Deep & Insecure physically
- Heists
- Has direct reading eyes
- Forgets information & memories when not needed
- Remembers everything when it is needed at the end of the line.
- Can learn + relearn forever.
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“Wait, Dad. Don’t you remember the time you told me “If you ain’t first, you’re last?” “Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth.” – Talladega Nights
You can tell at a young age if your child, or yourself is Alpha or Omega brained based on how they grasp things. An Alpha-brained child will reach towards learning, where an Omega-brained child will want to experience and forget. As an adult, an Alpha-brained Nose Fred (Rose Red) has a hard time trying to figure out why they can’t learn new things, but enjoys the ease in which they pick up the things they learned in their youth (smarter than a 5th grader).
As adults, Omega-brained Grow Frights (Snow Whites), have a harder time just quickly doing anything, but are majorly confident in their abilities to be able to do just about anything.
