I’m never gonna hate you, kay?
but you said,
“what’s my bad side,
i stand back and i point at you.”
it was the 80’s
i was 40
my birthday
i was solar returned core.
that was me hitting the floor
i came back for nothing more
just me and the prince
looking to score
aaron and andrew
and all the police were
scaring you.
and you said
please free me from my
gryffindor shame head
please find me lying
in your lying slytherin bed.
we are all wizards.
we cut out all the gizzards
hoping you hizz-urp
off the re-up
of our lying little minds, yeah
the way you wind up
as i blind up
in texas hold-em
we’ll keep em coming now.
but as long as you love me
i’ll be okay
i’ll be cool
i’ll be fine to look in your eyes
and lay my thread bare
i’ll be with you
i’ll be wine that i don’t drink all the time
i’ll lay my head there.
i’ll pretend that you’ve neverminded
the way we drink all the time
i’ll be the brand new me
around brand new you.
i’ll pretend you
could be like me
i’ll do what you do
but you can’t do
like me
i don’t know how to be you.
but i know you.
and i like you.
i’ll see you in paris.
in one night.
i’ll know how to be you.
and that’s the night.
we’re just trying to discover
our alien undercover
can’t believe we’re not already friends?