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IDGAF

By November 6, 2025No Comments2 min read

but i do.

i love this guy
his eyes are blue, his skin is purple
i swear to god he’s not a monster
or a dinosaur.
he’s beautiful.

he and i
like the king and i
have a million dreams
for the world we’re gonna make
and i wanted him
to be more beautiful
and he showed up
he wanted me to show up
so i became beautiful.

a million dreams and now i don’t know what to do

do i cut him off?
do i need his love?
cuz i already had enough
i’ve been done
i’ve been moving on
i cut him off
but i feel so sad
like i need his love
to survive
and he’s not even here
in his hive
mind.

so he can try all he wants
we had a million dreams
they are counteracting my thighs
my try hards
my lies
they are just telling me
to cut him off
but i can’t not
i love him
he’s zac efron

i blame it on the alcohol
i blame it on the henny
i blame it on the goose
i blame it on the god damn belvedere
i blame it on his noose

cuz he’s a celebrity
and i let him get close to me
now i get hell to see
i can’t get anyone to notice me
except a pain in my face
to zaceface me.

i don’t get you
but i love how pretty you are
i love your handsome zaceface.

you are stupid and complacent
with robots and aliens in your head
and remember when i gave you head
you said my bed
was the only bed
you would ever need.

don’t go reminisce just cuz i let you
i don’t want that shit
i just want you to remember that i was the best
worst thing to you.
about this part of our shit fuck town.
now i’m down
trying to climb up
like i was on my knees
get the fuck up
off of me
and admit
you don’t like me.

before i puke
before i vomit
i got girls jealous of me.

it’s a lot zac.

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