Jen hold this one back:
Ryan Ryan, Ryan O’Brien
i can’t believe they ate their own dick
just to say that i’m sorry i’m a man
because the celebrity ruler that be
is a stupid woman
the Taccone changed his name
and now Jorma-mom is too blame
Austin Austin, Austin O’Brien
hasn’t been alive
since Nina stopped cryin’
his name is Logan now–
and he’s coolin’ it on you
Alyssa Alyssa, Alyssa ain’t flyin’
i’ve never been to spain
but i have traveled to Siberia
on the Russian plain
the 144,000
are still screaming my name.
Jenny Jenny Jenny
Kelly Kelly Kelly
Shelley Shelley Shelley
Daisy Daisy Daisy
all these names have something in common:
people have died to keep them uncommon.
what’s in a name?
what’s in a face
when Alyssa is famous
we can all get out of this place
but for now we will block
for now we will stalk
while they talk
and talk while they stalk
and we will pretend
that we know how to
outline in chalk.
but omg she’s still alive
can’t believe we can’t catch the hive
trying to relive
a day gone by
is all i will do now
because i lost this one
i just don’t know how
it slid from my fingers
knowing all i’ve done
to keep myself important
this is what their brains say?
yes it is, yes it is.
NASA: near alyssa stop alyssa
NAZI: never alyssa zephyr instead
