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The 7 Churches or Factions of Krypton/Persia.

The Star Gate was from Krypton, it took you from the East Side to the West.

from the 9 stories

 

 

Ephesus/Kryptonation

Where the Lamp Lives

Do not attack goodness, just because you need to fit in with the masses.

LIES or REPENT.

Spirit Animal: Cat
Cat’s are considered sacred, because they hold important alien thought bubbles, that would otherwise infest a human, and make the human believe they are alien God. 

Smyrna/Sugarnation

 The Off Won’t Last Again

Do not adapt to the alien, just because it’s easier to be chained to the rhythm. You are not special, just because you know something they don’t know.

2ND DEATH or FIND OUT.

Spirit: Lily Pad
Lily Pads float on the surface of the water, just like you have been doing. They bring stillness and tranquility, while being in a fight for their lives. Think of Jesus when he walked on the water, and stilled it for those who had no idea how to save themselves. Peace & Tranquility can come from being the one who knows what’s going on, even if it’s scary. 

Pergamum/Nicolaitian

Where Satan Has Her Throne

Do not possess people, in order to kill others through them. You are not in control.

CONTROL OTHERS or STOP IT.

Spirit Animal: Goose on a Sled
A goose is an animal that yells at cars to make them stop, so that their kids can walk across the street–imagine one on a sled, and go from there. The goose you are aspiring to emulate is a fun time, who knows how to watch over their flock, and make sure nothing bad happens to anyone, while maintaining power on a slippery slope–there is a fine line between controlling others, and making sure everything is alright by being in charge of other people’s lives. 

Thyatira/Siberia (Earth)

The Earthly Nightmare – I am the God who Searched Hearts & Minds. 

Do not slowly change for the worse, because it’s easier than being in control of yourself.

IRRITATE THEM or SEARCH FOR TRUTH.

Spirit Animal: Canary
Spiritually, the canary symbolizes joy, authentic self-expression, and emotional liberation. Often linked to the bright energy of the sun, these birds represent watchfulness and healing. Their presence serves as a gentle reminder to release emotional burdens, trust your intuition, and share your inner voice. 

Sardis/Trepidation

The Ones Who Are Fun

Do not watch other people fall and do nothing. You are complicit.

STAY or ROTATE.

Spirit: Wallpaper
Wallpaper covers up a wall, without having to sand too hard, or cure too much of the wall, before it is made more beautiful.  You are not required to clean up the messes of others, but can offer a quick and painless solution to those in need, by showcasing what you’re good at, and how it helps you stay true to yourself and in a good place with the public. 

Philadelphia/Possiblation

Where the Key to the Throne Lives (Fertility)

Do not keep telling people off, they do not hear you, work on your power over the holes in your armor.

SCREAM or PERFORM.

Spirit Animal: Crab
Crabs are crabby and annoying, but they make good food. If you need to emulate anything, remember that you can always pinch the person who picks you up, but also hang out in the water, and let people watch you be awesome. You are a good food, but also good at protecting yourself, without yelling.

Laodicia/Fuckidation

The Ones Who Are Sex (Earth)

Do not shrug life off, it’s worth something–or at least it will be.

DIE or PREPARE.

Spirit Animal: Wombat
The wombat spirit animal represents deep grounding, relentless perseverance, and emotional boundaries. As a burrowing marsupial, it symbolizes the need to create a secure, comfortable “home” within yourself, slow down, and protect your inner peace, before going out and conquering. You are closer than the others, because you do not care to be bothered, but you are not ready yet. 

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