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JFK jr. told me to post this, because he is still alive.

By July 21, 2026No Comments1 min read

It’s a colorful scarf it makes me happy to be alive. And Alyssa & Carolyn, you can see it in the snow if you lose it.

I hate it now. I hate it, it’s so LOUD.

(Carolyn is not 6’3″ like JFK. She is 5’4″. The power of photoshop)

JFK: I love this warm vest. The problem is that it just doesn’t warm your arms up.

Carolyn & Alyssa: Someone get JFK a coat for his warm vest.

This hat is great cuz the brim is in the back so you can smoke, and it doesn’t get it on it. But it’s still–you know–a hat.

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