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Jordi Jordana

By September 5, 2026No Comments2 min read

Engage, Fast, Sight

REMEMBER:

time flies when you’re having fun
time goes when you’re on the run
having so many wax museums
on top of heavenly hill
can only make the people of earth
kinda sorta ill.
if you would like to stop
being such a pest
maybe you and i
could work out the rest.
the thing about your conscious portal
is the thing that makes you mostly mortal
to be a god
is to know it all
here is why
we are the ones
who own it all:

  1. have cool things in your head
  2. get hot chicks in your bed
  3. fight off dragons with your heavenly bod
  4. get banished to the land of nod
  5. remember everything that was ever said
  6. don’t take–earn–your street & power cred

the conscious portal is under your protection
pay attention to the gods’ direction
we own you stupid, and your stupid 3
having more wives than brains
will kill your locomotive train

faster than a speeding bullet, not
more powerful than me, not
taller than i could ever be, not
the triad of death
will make you rot.

if you want to be a god
be a god
if you want to be a king
be like me
if you want to sing
be good at it
and if you want to bang aphrodite
be john john or poseidon.

here is a list of all the people who say you look like John John:

  1. megan mclarking
  2. laura struedal
  3. amanda law

there might be more
but they hide in the basement
with their lies
about their evil debasement
you never touched a child
you never r*ped an innocent
but you’re pretending you do
to keep us thinking your penchant
for evil is absolutely stenchant
for an equal.

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