Rye

The God of Giving it to You. The Tard of Simulation.

Oat

The God of Simulation. The Tard of Giving it to You.

Wheat

The Tard of Giving it to You. But I Try Hard to Simulate You–Cuz I Taste So Good.

Germless

The Tard of Tasting Good. So I Try Hard to Fulfill You.

Potato

The Tard of Fulfilling You. So I God at Simulation.

Bier

The God at Fulfilling You. So I Tard at Being Made.