Stark Raving Mad: How to know what Men & Women want, when they want it & why they want it.
Stark
The Median. The Face. The Person’s Admire.
Median Definition: The exact middle value in a dataset. (AKA the hot blonde in the middle)
If a man or woman finds themselves incapable of love, but still finds interest in the most important person in the room, they are Starked & Median-ed. This is attaching the self to whatever is obviously the best out there, or in front of them, right now. This is unhealthy, but forgiven–until it’s not forgiven.
Face Admire: They like your face, and might want to take it home for a spell.
Stark Feeling: Nothing internal or external, but still attention on someone other than yourself.
Raving
The Mode. The Visage. The Woman’s Desire.
Mode Definition: The number that appears most frequently in a dataset. (AKA the one that she can’t stop thinking about or looking at.)
If a woman finds herself Mode-ing in on one person, she will be in love–even if she is not. To change her ways–she says goodbye to her Mode, changes her desire, and shifts directions to someone with a better visage, or to someone who has returned her love, with her desired visage. This is healthy.
Visage Desire: A Woman’s love interest will always be based on her obsession of another person’s visage, or the “look” of someone’s face. May it be their countenance, expression, or the fact that they look like a Russian Mobster, Latin-X/French Lover, Athletic Ditz, or another archetype the woman is attracted to.
Raving Feeling: Heated Energy in the Center of Her Thigh Gap. This is Love to Her.
Note: Women love men, because men take care of things for them. Women leave pointless prospects, even when the prospect is considered “out of their league”, because fuck pointless men who don’t take out the trash, or care about you in the way you care about them. (You can always leave a woman first, if you hate her for that).
Mad
The Mean. The Appearance. The Man’s Expire.
Mean Definition: The arithmetic average of a dataset. (AKA the one that he has mathematically equated to his perfect counterpart, based on all of the information at hand.)
Appearance Expire: A Man’s interest in a woman’s face is always based on her appearance, which means he has a specifically sketched out type. He likes blonde, leggy girls, or short brunettes with brown eyes. It is very hard for him to love a person, who does not match what he believes to be the most shallowly (but perfectly) put together beautiful–based on what he has mapped out in his chest. If he is with someone who is missing these shallow, perfect pieces, he will expire on them, and find someone else. You have to like what you like–This is healthy.
Mad Feeling: Stretched-Out Energy in His Chest. Feelings Shooting Zig-Zags Between His Arms. This is Love to Him.
Note: Men love women, because women are cuddly, warm & soft to them. Men hate cold things & choose to sleep alone– because fuck pointless women who yell at them, all the time. (You can always leave a man first if you hate him for that).
