The ZOB (XO8) is the Job.

The Job is Greater Than Life.

X – Slike a Boss

The Slightly Like a Boss. Also known as the Skynet Police. They point out the flaws in the ceiling. Hold little meaning when talking to constituents. Used in Corporate, not in day-to-day house management.

Man – Strong Shoulder of the Job (the know-it-all man attack)
Woman – The Weak Shoulder of the Job (the bitchy bossy lady)

X IS FOR: DO NOT BOTHER ME, I’M STARING DOWN PROBLEMS UNRELATED TO PEOPLE. The Non-People, People. 

O – Open Door

The Open Door Manager. They treat each employee like they, themselves, desire to be treated, using the rules of business psychology, as well as kindness & an awareness of the common needs of people. Used in day-to-day house management, not necessarily in Corporate, unless Corporate is willing to listen to someone who knows what is ACTUALLY going on.

Man – Weak Shoulder of the Job (the pussy male)
Woman – The Strong Shoulder of the Job (the perfect female profession)

O IS FOR: PLEASE BOTHER ME, I’M STARING DOWN YOUR PROBLEMS & FIXING THE HERE & NOW. The Not for the Job, but for the People, People. 

8 – Magnifying Nerd

The Magnifying Liaisons Leader Nerd. They treat each individual on a team, according to what they know on a detailed-level of each person that their company employs. Used in over-seeing house management, or in Corporate liaisons. Can by used in day-today management, but better utilized in the office, GM, PR, or HR.

Man – Head of the Job (utility leader)
Woman – Heart of the Job (human leader)

8 IS FOR: I HAVE MY GLASSES ON & I’M TAKING A LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT IS UNFOLDING IN FRONT OF ME TODAY–AS WELL AS THE WEEK, THE MONTH & THE YEAR AHEAD & BEHIND ME. The Job & the People in the Job, People.