How to know if Someone’s IQ is Dangerously Low.

Check out all the situations in conversations below, and see how many apply to the person you are dealing with.

Do They…

Puke

Regurgitate you on a regular basis.

Fluke

Teach you right back what you just taught them.

Duke

Act like a princess.

Spook

Sneak up with no energy.

Induke

Make a generalized statement about today or the future, based on a specific event of the past.

Mute

Get silent when asked a question more complex than “what am I holding in my hand?”

Kute

Hold their keys, instead of putting them away. AKA: Keys Under Tard Energy

Cute

Commas Under Twice Exists,,

Way

Use the word “Way” in inappropriate places:
It went down the driveway (referring to the road, not the driveway).
I went the way and it wasn’t there.
It’s way from here.
Way from where I’m standing.
Way to be. 

Sodom & Gomorrah

I Sodom!
(I sawed ’em)

Gomorrah that.
(Give me more of that)

Right the Left

It’s right over here. (Goes left)