From the 9 Stories

An Unk, is a Thing to Be.
The quickest way to tell a he from a she.

the CHUNK

fat and bad at it

the LUNK

loud and mad at it

the BUNK

fat & ugly, but your mad at it–cuz it’s awesome

the HUNK

hot & huh, and it’s probably the best you’ll ever get

the LuHUNK

the beefcake.

the KUNK

might be a hottie, until it gets caveaty, or fat, or yachty

the DUNK

perfect in every way