There are 6 Humors of Earth. Not one can be two.

Sir. Car Crash

Expensive Train Wrecks: A big build up, for nothing but death.

“Your sister is looking like she’s about to pop. She’s very pregnant. I don’t want to invite her over. What if she had her baby on living room floor? Hahaha!”

The Lazy Ass Yawn

Cheap Humor at the Expensive of Socks: Pointing out humanoid and inductive traits in an inanimate object.

“This sock has been here since 1992, or was it 1994? Anyway it was the wintertime, January.”

Monster Mash

::Runs into the room:: I am very excited to destroy you with what I am about to say.

“Hey Lys! Guess what?!!”

Sir. Chick Bait

Sabrina: Humor is used for chick/dude magnet, not really for you man.

“You got something on your eyelash, you’re silly.”

Hiroshima

Hero Joke Saver: Repeater of the besties.

“This sock has been here since 1992, or was it 1994? Anyway it was the wintertime, January.” 

The Joke Sufferer

The butt of the joke, in a humoric way: I can even make a joke at my own expense.

“I don’t know why I’m crying!”