How to Simulate Yourself Famous.

 

1 Gimmick

in the end will you survive?

What type of HOT are you?

1. FBI: Sunglasses, Hat, Know-It-All, Chick-Baiting, Hot Guy/Girl with a Past, and a Gun on their chest. BIRD LOVER.
2. CIA: Spook, Pencil-Pushing, Intelligence-Seeking, Smart Guy/Girl with a Wife, and a Gun in their vest. CAT NOTICER.
3. ILLUMINATI: Deepfaked, Intelligence-Giving, Box-Putting, Hot Chick/Dude, with a Gun for looking with cool with. DOG HAVER.
4. DEEPSTATE: Presidential, Powerful, Republican, Cigar-Smoking Bachelor with a Penchant for Hookers, and Gun to be handed to their handler. HAMSTER HOLDER.
5. VATICAN: Cloaked, Scary, Dark, Palpatine, War-Mongering liberal, with a Girl/Boyfriend who plays Magic, and a Gun in their cabinet. RAT GRABBER.

 

2 Types of Power

in the end will you land a famous man?

What half of a Power couple are you?

Are you a Stove?

• Stove: Visualize a person that is impossible to land, unless you are held in the same Midas hand
  • Fear-based
  • Send Sweet & Trepidatious Love
  • Accepted Agent
  • Model & Rich to Get
  • Opposite Sex Follows & Pets
• HINT to LAND: must be ADORABLE to fellow man, and SWEET when you can–this is how you make it as a band.

Are you a Cove?

• Cove: Visualize a person that is impossible to get, unless you were children & already met
  • Love-based
  • Send to only my Sweetheart
  • Same League
  • True Home to Land
  • Same Sex Respects
• HINT to LAND: must be a BITCH to your fellow man, and NAIVE about it, when you can–this is how you make it as a band.

Or Are you a Simple Gnove?

• Gnove: Visualize a person who waits until you are famous, while they stay nameless & forces you shameless
  • Greed-based
  • Forced Servitude
    • Looking for a power greater than self to hold you up
  • Malignant
  • Agent of Chaos for Earth – A Known Gnome
    • Cannot be good for the simulation
  • Same Sex Disagrees
  • Opposite Sex Flees
• HINT to make this NOT LAND: must be a BITCH when you aren’t, and NAIVE about SWEET when you’re trying too HARD to be something you are JUST NOT.

(this is from the 9 Stories)

 

3 Interests & 4 Niches

in the end are you worth the hassle?

Are you (click HERE for more info):

1. Male-Gazing: Noticing the Part of the Sum
   They are the bees knees, and they know it. They don’t strike last, they strike first, and they show it. If you want him (sometimes her), you must answer the call.
2. Female-Gazing: Noticing the Sum of the Parts
   They are the elbows, and they show it. They don’t strike first, they strike back, and you know it. If you want her (sometimes him), you must send out the call.
3. Trash: Not Noticing Anything.

For What Niche?

1. Hollywood: Films, Celebrities & Fun (You need a Vice)
2. Music: Bands, Hot Parties & Fun (You need Friends)
3. Sports: Athletes, Networks & Fun (You need Time Alone)
4. Politics: Presidents, Governments & Fun (You need an attention span)

4 Traits/4 Gates

in the end how annoying are you?

TRAITS: You have to be annoying somehow, (PICK ONE) and you won’t kill your audience.

1. Did I? I Did. 
2. Fuck Off/Cuff Me
3. Invisible–Still in Your Way
4. Not Eligible, Lives Anyway

GATES: You have to be something to someone, to let them in so what will it be? (PICK ONE)

1. I Want. 
2. I Need.
3. I Love.
4. I’ll Take.

 

5 Pretty Faces

in the end what are you?

BREAD: when they look at you, what do they think? (PICK ONE)

1. Smart
2. Brave
3. Perfect
4. Model
5. Businessman

BUTTER: what is laying all over you? (PICK ONE)

1. Dessert
2. Dinner
3. Snack
4. Lunch
5. Breakfast

Ex:
Logan: I’m a Brave Snack.
Me & Amanda Cerny: Like Tuna in a can, at your desk, when you gotta a minute?

 

God Speed.