For those who know, know. Ashlee has a specific set of skills, and hitting on men, is not one of them.

pick up line #1.

Hi Henry, I was just wondering if I could stay over tonight, you see I really like you, and I would love to make breakfast for you in the morning. I am so good at making extra charred bacon on a stove, and I feel as though I could share that passion with you.

pick up line #2.

Hello Chris, I have the most beautiful pussy you have every seen. I just got it back, it used to be cutout and replaced with a robot pussy, but my mom decided that I could have my old one–my real one–and I just really think you would think it is so gorgeous. I do have extra labias, because I am an alien, but they are paralyzed, so they don’t flap around. I played around with it and some blue lipstick, and it’s just so beautiful, you will love it.

pick up line #3

Hey Adam, I really don’t like you, or Harrison at all–not like the other people are saying. But I know that you like me, so if you wanted to hang out with me, I think I could let you. But I really want you to know that I am not into anyone–except for Chris and Henry, and sometimes Christian Bale. But I do think you’re sweet. So if we could hang out, and maybe, ummm, make out, I would love to tongue kiss you. I’ve been practicing.