From the 9 Stories

Breaking Up is Sad

Sad is an adjective that describes the feeling or expression of sorrow, unhappiness, or grief. It can also be used to describe something that causes these feelings (e.g., sad news), or informally, something that is pathetic, inadequate, or of poor quality (e.g., a sad attempt)

Divorce is Pious

Pious/ˈpīəs/Pious is an adjective that primarily describes someone who is deeply religious, devout, and dedicated to fulfilling their religious duties. However, it can also carry a negative connotation, describing someone who acts self-righteous or hypocritically virtuous.