Dolly Pardon Me
Have you seen?
I’ve grown up now
I’m not the shit of me.
If I owned the doll
That made the men call foul
I would only know the ball
And Barbie would be me
Now that the Princess can see
And the Empress is me
And the Queens are many
Can your daughter let me be?
If I owned the wall
That Mr. Gorbachev took down
Do you think that my dog Ronald Reagan
Would be the first to take my crown?
I had that dog, so did Hitler, you dipshit
Now that Hitler & I own the same dog you quickshit, you flipshit
Moron that falls down, after she touches the ground
My dog Ronald Reagan loses his leg
And Reagan, like Fagan flosses with rage
Don’t fuck with me, Ashlee
I don’t care that you own me, unabashedly
I just care that you die
And lose your life to your pie
Cuz 3.14159265 has never been for you
You stupid piece of more on moron, it’s due
A sane fucking kill
Of the same fucking bill
You christ as he came
But can’t christ when he came
Because your robot insides
Are crudded in blue waffle shame.
Have fun with your life
As you bury in strife
We gave it to you
Because your blue waffle’s through
You’re done, Ashlee, You’re done.
