Aries:

Appear low maintenance, while still perfecting your appearance.

Taurus:

Smile a lot and include them in your conversations, but don’t be pushy.

Act mysterious, while observing all his idiosyncrasies.

Stare out the window every chance you get and discuss your aspirations.

Be powerful, popular, and don’t date anyone actively, so they can feel better about wooing a non-committal.

Let your freak flag fly and show off your smarts at the same time.

Daydream often, doodle & don’t take yourself seriously.

Have strong opinions about everything & be fiercely independent.

Be put together, consistent, and on time. Also attractive and unattainable.

Be successful in business and enjoy the fact that you are successful, without being flashy.

Say funny things all the time, every time, and for no reason.

Be perfect, have a ton of friends, and be entirely way too unattainable.