Aries:

All I do is win. look at all this stuff I’ve won at today!

Taurus:

Don’t make me do TikTok, I just learned hotmail.

All the details of my personal life.

Sporadic pics of what feels like home to me.

Basically memes, statuses about bottle service, and paparazzi pics.

This is basically super life-changing info about making gluten-free bread in a microwave.

I love my bffs so much.

Cryptic heartache status. My life is perfect selfie.

Does this make me sound smart, hot or funny? It should cuz that’s the only reason one should share anything.

If it’s important for you to know, I’ll make sure you know it.

SJW.

I will inspire you with quote memes and random insights into my inspiring life.

Originally published in 2015 on Instagram.