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Natalya Fanattal

By November 5, 2025No Comments1 min read

Natalya Fanattal – Alyssa & Kourtney
The Ukrainian Romanian popstar of our dreams
Dated Sebastian Franz Ferdinand Nicholai Stanislav, she was 16 and he was 220, but he didn’t care until he remembered his love for Annabel Lee.

Natalya Fanattal
They buy me by the bottle
They drink that shit full throttle

We thrown down in relationships
We fall through doors inside of ships
We make our bacon by the strip
We’ve never been to hell
But have made some handbaskets happen

So don’t get us started
On the war, they had us parted
Ways down the potion
And the motion of the lotion
That sent me running to the ocean
That made a lot of sense
At the time.
What a crime
You were mine
At the time
At the end of the line

Natalya Fanattal
They buy me by the bottle
They drink that shit full throttle

We cost everyone money
We’re not very funny
But we laugh at jokes
If you want to buy us
We cost lots of money
And we drink a lot of honey
And Kim can’t write a song
Without rhyming money with money.

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