Talking in my sleep at night,
making myself go crazy
I’m out of my mind.
I wrote it down and read it out loud,
I was hoping it would save me
Too many times I’m an idiot
My love Frank
He makes me feel like nobody else
But my love Doug,
he doesn’t love me,
So I tell myself
1: don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2: don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again
3: don’t be his friend
You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you’re under him,
You ain’t gettin’ over him.
I got the new rules for us retarded girls.