Scott Disick is my uncle.
The man from Uncle
Formed a town
And called it Brown
But we all know he made it a college
With all his knowledge
Because my fake Uncle Scotti
Was after him so.
He elected himself
And paid himself
And then used himself
To fuck himself.
All because I had a fake uncle named Scotti
Who was my best friend too.
And they wanted to change my childhood brain
So some reject named Matt
Had no problem with that
And deepfaked my Uncle Scotti so that
I would think he was on my side.
I’m a legend.
But I’m sorry to Scott, the Diss it Kid
Cuz he had to deal with a stolen identity
And a man that thought he could just be
Him. Because who is me?
Just an idiot girl with a stupid family
That needed fake relatives?
(Drink responsibly)
I’m sorry I called you uncle.
I now know the error of my ways.
Fuck you fake Scotti.