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Secrets

By March 4, 2026No Comments2 min read

i think i need my head checked.

all of life is painful. i wish i could look at it and move on. i have a problem with justice. i think the evil ones should be prosecuted for their evilness. i think illegal aliens should be deported. i don’t care where their from. i think sex offenders should have to wear signs around their neck that say, ‘keep back. i had sex with a twelve year old,” or whatever their respected crime was. i’m not much of an individualist. more of a social cleanser. call me hitler. but i have a method for my madness.

kill all the human race.

we are all criminals. we should probably all be prosecuted. i have an unpaid parking ticket, and i made out with a couple guys that were in serious relationships. two years ago i didn’t do my taxes at all. take me away.

one day, we’ll all be seen for what we are. so if we’re all gonna find out eventually, i don’t mind showing you what i am, or what others are now. i guess thats why i am so bad with secrets. we all suck. if we could just be a little bit more honest, maybe we’d all gain a little bit more self-confidence.

i hate everyone running for president. i think obama sucks the most, because he talks like tom brady after he wins another football game. (props to rosey).

“the economy is bad and needs a change. i think we just need to go out there and change it. and thats what i’m gonna set out there and do. change it. like i’ve planned.”

i’ve been told i look exactly like princess caroline. her husband is ugly.

(Coffee and Cigarettes, February 24, 2008)

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