your smile is something–
actually, you know what?
i’m mad.
i wish i owned nothing
i wish you were here
i wish i had the problems
from you being near.
but instead i have fear.
and no i’m not wrong, i’m right
i’m engaged in a flight
against the conchords.
in a fight–
against the major
dipshits
and flip hards
the dumbasses
that dip hard–
that’s who i’m dealing with.
your smile is beautiful, Jared
it’s something i wish i had owned
if you ever needed a bone
i’d have thrown it your mouth
i loved you so much.
you’re sweet and you’re supple
you made my grandmother cripple
herself to be near you,
and your beautiful face
i love your disgrace.
but you have never been that
now they will make sure that
you will never be that.
one day martha will curse me
like the madam she is.
but then she’ll come down to earth with me,
and bring all of our kids.
i loved you so absolute much
it’s a shame i’m a lush.
